This is too cute, and it made me laugh silently (sometimes that’s better than laughing out loud). (via @Jezebel)
Gold. Want a cookie?
RIGHT-CLICK AND SAVE ALL THE THINGS.
this…. this is great
Bless
Saving all of these for when someone wants a damn cookie for being slightly less of a terrible fucking person than they could be. Oh wait, no, they really aren’t if they’re using someone else’s identity as their shield.
Saving every single one of these…..
So THESE are the cookies that all the #NiceGuys want.
OK. Oh-KAY!
Via Notes on A Scandal
Behold, the lipstick and lipgloss set from Sephora’s Color of the Year collaboration with Pantone. This year’s color of the year is Tangerine Tango.
Despite it’s bright appearance, the lipstick is buildable and has a wearable, dewy finish. (Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be available online anymore.) The first swatch is the lipstick lightly applied and the second is a heavier application.
The real standout for bright color addicts is the lipgloss in Vivid. It’s really more of a liquid lipstick. It’s really gorgeous on, but be forewarned, it won’t make your teeth look their whitest.
I love these colors. They scream spring and summer and I think will be surprisingly wearable, particularly for warm-toned and brown-skinned ladies.
(Swatches from left: lipstick in Tangerine Tango, applied lightly and more heavily, lip glosses in Tangerine Tango Luminous, Vivid, Glaze and Opal.)
Reblog if you’re a Black person who is 0% surprised by Santorum calling President Obama a “ni-…” on camera.
No no it was “NIG”, there’s no dogging that one I heard a hard ass G.
We need a fucking delivery service for baked goods and junk food, specifically for people who are depressed or have their period. Or both, god help us.
There will be no number to call; it will be operated via website so you don’t have to fucking talk to anybody, and you just click the things that look good and pay via credit card and then someone silently brings them to you in half an hour or less.
I’D sign up.
Yes.
This is an idea on par with Netflix.
WHO’S YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HYPER-DEVOUT CHRISTIAN ATTEMPTING TO ESTABLISH A THEOCRATIC REGIME IN A POLITICALLY DIVIDED NATION FULL OF BELEAGUERED AND UNDEREDUCATED CITIZENS AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR RIGHTS AND SAFETIES?
DUH. JOSEPH KONY.
NO, THEY HAVE TO BE ACTIVE IN THEIR COUNTRY OF ORIGIN.
OH, THEN RICK SANTORUM.


